Welcome To The Bottom
If you're reading this, then you have either read everything I had to say and are starting to get my vibe. Or perhaps you scrolled the page at hyper speed hoping to somehow absorb the consciousness of all my life's wisdom and experience in .02 milliseconds. Either way, you're here and that's clearly a sign from the Universe. Seriously, there's nothing left to do but click the big ol' button below.
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